Me and the social media scam artist

I couldn’t believe how emphatically my luck had finally turned around.

I had just found this picture of Chris Judd just before he decided to leave West Coast to play for a horrible team.

And!

I was lucky enough to win half a million dollars!

Coincidentally, right after I met a real life social media giant’s representative for the first time.

However, on the cusp of a new and wonderful life, I screwed up.

If this ever happens to you, be nice and make sure you don’t miss the opportunity like I did.

At this point the line went dead and I was ‘unable to reply to the message’. Part of me was a little disappointed, but the message was open to be replied to a little later when my new friend returned.

After finally clarifying what Garratt needed, my last question went totally unanswered and that’s where I realised I’d lost my winnings.

(Note, I was ‘unable to reply to the message’ again so that’s why this last screenshot is different).

And that’s where it all ended. Or so I thought…

Then someone else contacted me. Someone who knew a hell of alot about me:

So I am just going to drop all of my interesting social media experiences in here.

Still thinking about how to respond to this.